“popcorn” double long playing record set

• pavel büchler - a pip of popcorn
  
• hair stylistics with takuma watanabe - popcorn
  
• rlw - corn poop
  
• kian sandalen - popcorn
  
• burning star core - popcorn
  
• dsr lines - popkorner
  
• evil moisture - porn cop
  
• nuslux - popcorn
  
• raionbashi - maakt popcorn
  
• hetero skeleton - popcorn
  
• vomgrill - dopkaartleggen
  
  
• helm - popcorn
  
• attempt - popcorn
  
• helicoptere sanglante - popcorn
  
• dracula lewis - popcorn
  
• christophe piette - popcorn
  
• kip prims - kipcorn
  
• white circle crime club - popcorn
  
• jacques beloeil - corny pop
  
• spykes - poopcorn
  
  
• cryptic report - ravishing toxic popcorn apostle
  
• autistik youth - popcorn
  
• remörk - untitled
  
• miaux - popcorn
  
• amon düde v - popcorn
  
• fantamatres - poc
  
• ali mio feat. sultan steven - popcorn
  
• rani bageria & hanno schnegg - popcorn
  
• blood stereo - popcorn
  
  
• my land & lion - popcorn
  
• family battle snake - popcorn
  
• three legged race - popcorn
  
• daniel de wereldvermaarde botanicus - popcorn
  
• rock and roll jackie & nour mobarack - popcorn
  
• lucas abela
  
• christopher fleeger & kevin blechdom - poopcorn
  
• heatsick - melts in your mouth
  
• astral social club - popcorn
  
• tarp - popcorn
  
• blaastaal - popcorn

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ue82 popcorn 2x comp lp a follow up to last years' la bamba drama compilation, which annoyed the shit out of everyone that ever put it on, and made in conjunction with the ue popcorn night(mare), a night where over 30 people played a live cover version of gershon kingsley's banger from 1969! this double comp is the sweetest cherry on the cake, it should have been a single lp, but in a over-enthausiastic mood i kept inviting people (thinking noone would actually send something in). the versions vary from literal covers to vague interpretations to kitchen princess styled cooking lessons by pavel büchler, hair stylistics with takuma watanabe, rlw, kian sandalen, burning star core, dsr lines, evil moisture, nuslux, raionbashi, hetero skeleton, vomgrill, helm, attempt, helicoptere sanglante, dracula lewis, christophe piette, kip prims, white circle crime club, jacques beloeil, spykes, cryptic report, autistik youth, remörk, miaux, amon dude v, fantamatres, ali mio feat sultan steven, rani bageria and hanno schnegg, blood stereo, my land and lion, family battle snake, three legged race, daniel de wereldvermaarde botanicus, rock and roll jackie & nour mobarack, lucas abela, christopher leeger & kevin blechdom, heatsick, astral social club, tarp and blaastaal! comes in a vague coverdesign with liner notes by carlo steegen !

noise nomads “s/t” long playing record

• recorded april 06
  vocals & tascam 424
  no commercial or
  homemade effects
  were used my moose jaw
  
  
• recorded 7-4-08
  in antwerp

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ue81 noise nomads s/t lp the first time i met jeff hartford aka moose jaw aka noise nomads was around 4 years ago in providence, a tense looking bear putting a mic in front of an amp, leaving the audience alone with a whale of feedback, pretty pretty pretty confused!! he walks out after cranking open the amp, a minute later a giant real christmas tree walks through the audience trying to find the way back to the amp, kicking people over, i guess this show was right after christmas time and jeff found it somewhere or he stared at a young kid that was about to decorate it.. i was very impressed by his show, both sound and performance wise, there was a seriously intense vibe there, felt like he could snap at any given moment and squeeze you to death with a christmas tree.. noise nomads' live sets are always strange, confusing and amazing, an amp iiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ing while the man goes running around the block, a mountain of amps that start talking after he picked a fight with them, a sludgier drummer does not excist. it was definitely not the last time the man amazed me, his duo set with paul flaherty (which is released on american tapes), the loner car rides i shared with him to his area in the valleys of northampton, his amazing monthly zines and tapes, his drumming with grey skull, his drawings etc.. it's a total psycho package; everything is there; visuals, sounds and a great dude! the first side of this record was recorded a bunch of years ago and is just voice and tascam! an amazing swollen beast of sound poetry, gargling waanzin, and muffled barking! the b side is the same dude a few years later on his knees in my livingroom screaming through a bassdrum and a contact mic attached to a bunch of pedals, harsher than a prison full of parrots about to be released! there should be more paintings like kim gordon's noise nomads !!! limited to 300 copies

dennis tyfus “vecchia signora che viene aggredita da un cane” magazine

• vecchia signora che viene aggredita da un cane (60 pages)

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ue80dennis tyfus zine"vecchia signora che viene aggredita da un cane" a 60 pages zine made as a contribution to the "changez, een belgenshow" exhibtion at 21 rozendaal in een schede/holland. this zine collects the short period right before this exhibition. all work is made or found between november 4th, when tyfus joined the subhumans of hair police on a tour through europe and december 31st. besides a lot of drawing in the tourvan, this period included a residency at codalunga in vittorio veneto (which also resulted in a exhibtion), a sinterklaas performance with benjamin verdonck, great second hand store found imagery, a ceiling fan party, a jacques beloeil show, a ludo mich show, and the first ever baking cookies attempt.. well collected in a 60 pages black and white zine (with a full color cover) limited to 600 copies

agathocles / sissy spacek “split” seven inch single record

• agathocles - electrifarce
  
• agathocles - not a bit
  
• agathocles - muchas cervezas en mexico city
  
• agathocles - only friction
  
• agathocles - too fast
  
• agathocles - paula
  
• agathocles - ulkopuolinen
  
• agathocles - gallows eve
  
• agathocles - muchas tequilas en mexico city
  
• agathocles - financial crisis
  
  
• sissy spacek - hammer driver
  
• sissy spacek - mortar
  
• sissy spacek - dopplar
  
• sissy spacek - not room for the weak
  
• sissy spacek - greeve
  
• sissy spacek - gutter splint
  
• sissy spacek - word on the street
  
• sissy spacek - miser nacht
  
• sissy spacek - no spy
  
• sissy spacek - hand on the wain

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ue77 agathocles/sissy spacek split 7" unpleasant size 01 about 15 years too late! finally out. this is the first 7" in a yearlong monthly series of limited 7"es that will really be all over the place. anything goes: from the acid of pierre elitair to the mincecore of agathocles or a prank by frieder butzmann! this first one could actually be an lp! as usual with noisecore, grind or mince, this one has more tracks on it than 5 lp's together! 10 songs by each band, agathocles drills holes in your skull and pours in a cocktail of assgrinding diarrhea recorded on a rehearsal right before their mexican tour! this is no fancy pants studio recordings but the raw tapedeck deal, muffled grunts and painful fastness. on the flip side sissy takes it away with some gerogerigegege styled noisecore shaving off your nose and eyelashes, feels like the recording is actually sitting in a giant amp!!!!! a brutal slap of preparé right there! comes in a fold open cover design by debby tyfus, with lyrics etc. limited to 300 copies

carlos giffoni / hive mind “claustrophobic wreck” long playing record

• claustrophobic wreck (1) (18:22)
  
  
• claustrophobic wreck (2) (16:10)

glands of external secretion “meat receiving” long playing record

• venison
  
• saugage
  
  
• paté

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ultra eczema 73 glands of external secretion: meat receiving lp bang on the doors for a few hours, no one will open up at the banana fish office! for many people banana fish was a bible, and the pre interweb source to find out about manic street searchers such as prick decay, emil beauliau, neil hamburger,  etc... there is absolutely no magazine that ever replaced bf and same goes for their equally amazing own vague "band" glands of external secretion, seems like anything can be thrown in at any given moment, collage music at it's very best, heavy tape machines, too heavy to cary to a gig for sure as they refuse playing live, deep carrots stuck in the bufms scene, a maze of pseudonyms to cover any road leading to clear water. let us stay in a pool of mud and try to find out what's up here, it's been a while since glands did "something" and this lp is the very hammer to knock yourself out with after a long search for "better" auditive drugs! comes in a recycled cover colaged cover design, by dennis tyfus, silkscreened by jelle crama, and includes an insert. limited to 300 copies

cassis cornuta “mag ik eens even in uw broek pissen” long playing record

• halo 10 (28-11-2008)
  
• voor (28-11-2008)
  
• claustrofilie (originele opname nog steeds spoorloos, reconstructie 2009)
  
  
• ddadtaddadta (voorbeschouwing voor optreden, 2007)
  
• mag ik eens even in uw broek pissen? (anticiperende plaatvervangersmix, 5-5-2006)
  
• normadem,, het water liep onder en de lucht was flauw (18-7-2005)

february 2010 release ; words alone cannot express the ... ridiculousness of this particular ue missive ... so i’ll offer this image :: right ... apparently mr. cornuta broke into dennis’ sprawling charing cross road suite late one night, drill in hand, and “added” extra spindle-holes to the entire pressing of his lp here, largely consisting of zonked, anti-music lineage pieces (scrabbling, water drops, etc ...) with the occasional “acid” jam (which could just as easily be rebirth jams from the sound of things) that are much improved by the resultant wobbly list from playing the record from any of the supplied “alternate centers” ... incredible stuff, housed in a prototypically gnarly dennis sleeve (to your left & below for detail) ; highly recommended !!!

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ue69 cassis cornuta mag ik eens even in uw broek pissen lp since 69 years i've been begging daniel de wereldvermaarde botanicus, aka cassis cornuta, if i could please start a second recordlabel which only releases recordings from his archive. this botanic's modesty is an absolute exception in times of an overdose of recorded farts, since 1974 cassis cornuta combines musique concrète, analog synthesizer carpets, weirdo acid, noise, fieldrecordings, tape music, free jazz etc in a puddle of madness spiced with odd staring, dozens of plants (cacti to be more specific), a encyclopedic knowledge about soundart, and an insane collection of hats! besides that, daniel does a weekly radioshow on radio centraal in antwerp since 25 years, mainly playing a combination of recycled music, home recordings and a hell lot of noise! this lp is playable on more than 4 different ways, depending on how many extra holes daniel drilled in each record by hand! some records contain 3 extra holes, some around 20 .. none of the lp's have just one hole, that would be selfish. another beautiful collection of loner synth sound that makes your hangovers or lsd trips worth going for, the strangest beat oriented 303 and 808 acid snoop, and a combination of piss, wind and wood to bring back the good old plunderblur of the new blockaders. this lp comes in a collaged cover design made with pictures from daniel's archive, with an insert and an extra photo. limited to 300 copies!

“la bamba” long playing record

• sudden infant - la bamba
  
• floris vanhoof - paranormaalabamba
  
• angst hase pfeffer nase - la bamba
  
• bromptreb - labambamixquatroclaves
  
• anla courtis - bamba parina 845
  
• smack music 7 - la bamba
  
• kommissar hjuler - la bamba
  
• mitt land och leo - la bamba
  
• human hairs - la bamba
  
• daniël de wereldvermaarde botanicus - la bamba
  
• remörk - la bamba
  
• reijo pami - la bamba
  
  
• glands of external secretion - la bamba
  
• jan van den dobbelsteen - la rambam
  
• rubber o cement - blah bam blah take 5 nov 3009
  
• ludo mich - la bamba
  
• mama bär - la bamba
  
• tomutonto - la bamba
  
• v/vm & the synthetic voice of gaeoudjiparl van den dobbelsteen - la bamba
  
• daniëlle lemaire - la bamba
  
• kraus - la bamba
  
• fricara pacchu - la bamba

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ultra eczema 68 la bamba ; compilation lp over 15 years ago daniël de wereldvermaarde botanicus (hat and cacti collector cassis cornuta) deejayed a ton of horrible la bamba versions for 2 hours in the now defunct situationist radioshow rtvs (radio centraal -antwerp). the "galdezen" of rtvs yelled/sung along, creating their own versions of la bamba while getting more and more hammered or naturally gone from a bamba trance!  after telling me this short story daniël mumbled "i always wanted to dj all night long la bamba, i think it will drive people insane", this idea expanded into making this international compilation lp , which was made for the ultros exemos la bamba night(mare), february 28/2009 at scheldapen in antwerp. that night daniël deejayed over 300 different versions of la bamba, only to be interluded by a giant lineup of artists performing a live la bamba rendition! this lp includes la bamba versions by ; sudden infant! floris vanhoof! angst hase pfeffer nase! bromptreb! anla courtis! smack music 7! kommissar hjuler! mitt land och leo! human hairs! daniel de wereldvermaarde botanicus! remork! reijo pami! glands of external secretion! jan van den dobbelsteen! rubber o cement! ludo mich! mama bär! tomutonto! vvm & the synthetic voice of gaeoudjiparl van den dobbelsteen! daniëlle lemaire! kraus! and fricara pacchu! some of these versions sound very very far away from how u know la bamba, others sound a little bit closer.. limited to 400 copies !

wout vercammen “wout vercammen” long playing record

• jour fix at factor 44, 25-10-2000
  
• jour fix at factor 44, 28-09-2005
  
• 27-09-2002
  
• km 1444 (part 1), 21-05-1993
  
  
• black-yellow-red, circa 1992
  
• jour fix at factor 44, 25-10-2000
  
• km 1444 (part 2), 21-05-1993

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ultra eczema 66 wout vercammen lp wout vercammen (1938) is a highly influental visual artist from antwerp, belgium. a nonstop performer since the early 50's, described by ludo mich as "the doctor jekyll and mister hyde from antwerp. a tight dressed dandy, going bananas every night, and looking as tight and clean the morning after". he has been inspiring the belgian underground art scene for more than fifty years. he was the youngest artist making real paintings at the end of the fifties. abstractionism reduced to one gesture. one sweep. one movement of the sword. one twirling horizon… pulling hokusai into space and time, vercammen organised and executed the very first happenings in belgium in the early sixties. great collages, the only real pop artist in belgium, latex word paintings, pneumatic forms before someone else got bigger with it. always on the move.  the way wout vercammen acts, performs, talks and moves is perfectly captured on this lp! when living in antwerp, chances are you witnessed a wout vercammen performance without even realizing it, this is possible at any given moment. smuggling jenever into prison, painting the copper dome of the carolus borromeus church white, filling blue garbage bags with air, and especially howling like a wolf, primitive throat singing and using the whole bar as a percussive instrument!!! wout vercammen changes reality, and makes it a tiny bit better.  this record is a collection of accidently recorded "moments" and a composition of a black, a yellow and a red paint bucket all shook up through a synth and a 4 track! all varying from percussive punk primitive madness comparable to kommisar hjuler, a strange conversation in a garden to soundpoetry, howling and screaming. i am absolutely psyched to release this, as wout vercammen along with ludo mich has always been my favorite antwerp psycho! reminiscent of ludo mich, kommisar hjuler, the vienna actionists, hans krüsi ... the lp comes in a offset printed sleeve with pictures of the artist, an insert with more pictures and liner notes by art critic hans theys! limited to 400 copies.

preggy peggy / the lazy babymakers “get an ace case of the measles” long playing record

• come ravage the rice in my rug
  
• shep makes coffee
  
• how so ever far
  
• not a dry eye in g-unit
  
• amonia blud.
  
• legs n. ahll & “lucky” lester lickley meet sammy the one-eyed pirate .. in the dark !
  
• play meaty for me
  
• buttermouthed buckslappers of fu manchu
  
• saul peels an onion
  
• the circle with a hole in the middle

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ultra eczema 63 preggy peggy and the lazy babymakers; get an ace case of the measles lp while my face drips with pus, yellow soup, manjuice and morning youghurt, i finally got an injection against measles, which i also suffered from until i found out about preggy peggy and the lazy babymakers (both thru a cdr on the great chocolate monk and on preggy's own "being weird isn't enough records"!), i thought they deserved it more then i did. as a "price" i could release their record inspired by the subject matter. which became a beautiful audiobook like a madman's guide to alienville! the medicine these chaps have to use makes em sing in different colours and add styles to eachother that never heard of eachother's existence.  preggy peggy and the lazy babymakers basicly got started because of angela sawyer's (boston based psycho recordcollector and owner of the great weirdo records store!) compulsive need to overdub a mountain of voices over a mountain of strange instruments played by ja, the other preggy who aparantly "lives on one of new england's gray shabby beaches with a couple of miniature fluffy dogs"! they never play live, it is probably pretty impossible to do live anyway, and style wars it sort of comes near sun city girls jams with francois dufrene, remixed by a texas hill billy..  both members were in a mountain of bands noone ever heard of, such as; pig sex, the pie plate band, the cool breeze, jet jaguar backing band, phenomenological boys, stick a fork in it, laser laser laser laser, the white people, cough syrup, the saliva sisters, giacinto scelsi tribute band, white cocaine, my son's coloring book, the whoop whoop girls, jimmy & the waffles, n. soseki/t. hatsuro, the kantian project, instant distance mental powers, the whistle band, byron, jimmy & gerard, les garcons sur la plage, life partners, the a minor project, moshi moshi i am the decider, goils goils & fripped, swastika niggers, sun shine sanitarium, the cloud club, scarcity of tanks, the depressed horns, fleetwood sac & the sex-havers, human hairs, grizzler big band, exusamwa, duck that, etc.. comes in a collaged cover with a new born baby on it and prince charles and an insert.

avarus “toosassa” long playing record

• toosassa (1) (16:56)
  
  
• toosassa (2) (16:26)

menstruation sisters “should sisters suck ?” one-sided long playing record

• untitled (1)
  
• untitled (2)
  
• untitled (3)
  
• untitled (4)
  
• untitled (5)
  
• untitled (6)

march 2009 release ; six new pieces, recorded in september 2008 by nick “rizili” kamiussus & oren ambarchi ... guitars played with vestigial limbs, drums with prehensile tails, etc ... state-of-the-art weirdness, replete with customary scrabbled nude carved on the record’s flip ::

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ultra eczema 59 menstruation sisters: should sisters suck? lp i don't know a rabi that yells as high pitched and psycho then nik rizili! and i don't know another guitarist besides oren ambarchi that can make strings sound like yiddish yelling! they do sound like ladies that have their period non stop, since 5 years! and they do sound like they are 456 km away from the hospital while the head of a baby is forcing it's way out of a mangina.  so much stress, and strings so loose on a guitar that u can put both your legs and your two arms between the strings and the actual instrument. a hyperactive and creepy and slow  carnaval of absolute madness! reminiscent to the more sparse parts of harry pussy, the screaming of hanatarashi.. limited to 300 copies! comes with a insert, a small poster, a sticker, an etching on the b side, and found footage cover art by dt.

dylan nyoukis / dennis tyfus “the throat is pregnant b/w zangstondes” long playing record

• dylan nyoukis - the throat is pregnant (21:07)
  
  
• dennis tyfus - zangstondes (15:55)

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ultra eczema 58 dylan nyoukis the throat is pregnant /// dennis tyfus zangstondes split lp this record is all about flipping the coin. flipping the coin of persistence and patience. a heavy endurance test pill to swallow and right on time for chilly winter nights. dylan nyoukis is back on his grind. and a toothcrushing experience it is. going back to the old school vocal perversion the chocolate monk president is known for. i met the bearded one at the beach in brighton for the first time, where dylan was sipping dirtcheap beer and gargling bits of slayer lyrics while pointing directions to his crib. a retarded brew of high and low pitched vocal scruff, muffled sonic slime and lungs full of asbestos dust from sitting in a cave of obscurity for the past twenty years. he will sing for wine or ass candy and likes visuals that piss on the hi-brow. total no-fi cassette trouble and underage kids chewing on dusted tapeloops, basically more science fiction that the inflatable puppets in munchies. then the needle stops moving and we hike to belgium. tyfus drools in the microphone and let's his bodily juices make contact with translation delays, empty kleenex boxes and the power that controls the earth's core. constant knob tweaking, contact mic'd cheese balls, endless layers of mutilated throat sounds jump across the circuitboard like mechanical ants. there's a lot of weird information to absord here. besides the vicious ragtime gobot action, there's a gentle more furry choir medidation zone that will trance your brain muscles over the rainbow. highly influenced by aborignal ways of life and the medidative nature of throat singing, homo sapiens tyfus spit out a true projection of his tormented soul. apparently there's a difference between music and sounds ? packaged in a classic fold-out silkscreen jacket in a limited edition of only 250 copies. go hard is all they know... (text by carloo steegen)

eric thielemans “a snare is a bell” long playing record

• a snare is a bell (21:25)

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ultra eczema 49 ••••• sts01 - eric thielemans; a snare is a bell lp this is the first in a series of solo percussion lp's on ultra eczema, titled sts! a meditative psychedelic experience is what i would like to call this, though i realise i make it sound like a silly zen blowout, and that's not what it feels like at all! when i first saw it live in a giant church in mechelen/belgium, i was yelling "this is the best show of the year". i thought there wouldn't be an end to it and didn't even feel a buildup to a more tense sound or a drone. there was a difference in resonating sound and it definately changed, but as with more constructive minimalists such as steve reich or maybe even terry riley, you can't tell when things change. that experience got enlarged as well by the scenography he played in, a splendid eyetorturing construction, built especially for this piece by antwerp based sculputurist filip metten. on record it feels different of course, as you can skip the needle up and down to the end and back, you can hear an enormous tension and sound difference. though this piece is written for only a snare drum and a tiny bit of vocals (resonating with the snare drum) it sounds like either 20 people on a snaredrum, like if glen branca would invite 567 people playing the exact same snare roll, or like a choir, and by the end definately like the sound of a whitehouse lp; building up strongly to the point of abolute silence, which feels like a relief! this piece is based on a snare roll which changes 3 times. live, this piece can go up to an hour or longer, on this record, it is one full side. the b side is a psychedelic etch! eric thielemans is based in antwerp/belgium and has made percussive pieces for theatre, has played psychedelic guitar music with mauro pawlowski, spaced freemusc with sickboy and cassisini division and a ton load of great freejazz with andre goudbeek and peter jacquemyn. this record is limited to 500 copies, has an insert and comes in a duo coloured psychic design by dennis tyfus.

jos steen “electricity, music for tape & turntable” long playing record

• l'oeuil electrique
  
• going home
  
• selfmade rythm box: demonstration
  
• electrochoc
  
  
• electricity for one loudspeaker
  
• heaven blues
  
• airplane sonata (part 3)
  
• the graveyard bell: meassages from the living dead
  
• summer sun

dennis tyfus “0032(2) 2934834” long playing record

• 0032(2) 2934834 (side one)
  
  
• 0032(2) 2934834 (side two)

x.0.4 “lost signals” long playing record

• untitled
  
• untitled
  
  
• untitled

hair police “blind kingdom” one-sided long playing record

• blind kingdom

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ultra eczema 42 hair police blind kingdom one sided lp odd coloured carpet of bizar 3d fields dominate the bright and lurid psychedelic forests u'll have to run thrue to grib a mug a brew at the end of the trip! hop on the back of a giant pink elephant and let go, eventually follow his tiny dick-like tail if u are to small to climb up this pink turt in space! but do give it a try and check out whats left, thats right; nothing! just a puddle of restless throbbing poop in different colours. the elephant turns out to be a puddle as well and the sounds you're hearing are all on the most psychedelic hiar police lp so far! this is definatly way different then any of their other recordings, way more high bliss, blown out delayed voice and hardly any harchness. originally recorded as a hair police radiospecial for radio centraal in antwerp! thick black and neon blue eye distructive cover design and a psychic lazer etch on the b side of this 180 grams wax! 600 copies made

birth refusal / cassis cornuta “one sided colab” one-sided long playing record

• (untitled)